Cupid's Diary A Few Days Before Valentine's Day

Cupid's been making love matches for hundred of years, so we figured that by now, he's probably not that into his job. Luckily, we found a couple pages from his diary to confirm this.

I'M ON THE BOAT MUFUKKA!! lolol

THIS SHIT IS AWESOME!!!

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work!!

AWESOME!!

Blow Me Hoodie!! LMAO

It's a hoodie! It's a sex doll! It's like the American Apparel aesthetic exploded into one garment! Note: the boy shorts and sassy pose don't come with the hoodie.

FREAKING AWESOME!! LOLOLOL

Hilarious Post by Dj Tyger!!

Read this and I was laughing my ass off..Good one homie! hope yall enjoy!

"

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”

I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!”

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…
“You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man”.
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store.
I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey”.
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all
dear, let’s go to the cashier”.

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel
like it”.

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
“WHAT?”.

I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”.

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either."

Michael Jackson...

hahaha..ran across this image online. thought it was super cool! I wouldn't mind owning one.. haha well thought yall might like it!

Import Tuner Magazine Release Party..

So I was asked to design a flyer for the import magazine release party for Beckie Joon. I'm extremely excited about it for the fact that its going to get alot of exposure on import tuners website. So here's the flyer and let me know what you think!
thanks
Nick Eclipse GFX

Super Bowl 43

Damnnn that was a good superbowl!! I was rooting for the cardinals all day!! Dissapointing we lost. But i'm proud of them. They did the impossible and almost won the game. Hopefully everyone comes back next year to make another run at it. Now everyone knows Arizona aint no walk in the park anymore.

UNDERWOLD - Rise Of The Lycans

So I just got back from watching Underworld. I'm a sucker for vampire/warewolf movies!! lol Well anyways movie was great! Love the fact that they showed alot of the warewolves. The movie deffinately tells you the story of why things are the way they are in the first 2 movies. I don't wanna spoil anything for you bout the movie so I won't go into details but I do recommend this movie! :) Well hope yall go see it and come back and let me know what you thought about it.

My Personal Shoot...

Whats good people!! Here's sum edited pics from my personal shoot with the beautiful Amariz. I wanna thank my boy Yazzie from Eyebehold Photography for shooting the pics of me and amariz together. I did all the editing. :) Well check em out and show sum luv!

Nick

Chico's New Ride...

So today me and my boys chico and thret had lunch..soo you know we had to hit up Salsitas!! You know mesicans need us sum carne asada tacos!! lol well anyways we were clowin on his new cadillac deville the whole time cuz that shit was soo slammed low!! well we were exaggerating but it deffinately is lower then normal..lol i wish I had a pic but never got to shoot one.. but it was pretty funny driving around clownin on him..haha.
well that was pretty much my whole day. haha..

ttys!
Nick

Custom Ink Shoot

Whats going on people! Well I had the opportunity to shoot sum good friends Glenda & Melissa. I got called cuz they had thier original photographer flaked so it was a last minute shoot. Regardless got a few pics that came out good! Well here's sum edited pics..

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